Knock Yourself Out

I've thought that George Michael was a clown ever since he slagged off Cliff Richard all those years ago, branding his promotion of his "Millenium Prayer" single as "vile". I bear no brief for Sir Cliff and have never knowingly contributed to his bank account, but I think he's one of those people who has the right enemies.

If you are not particularly moved by the Cliffster, your default mode should be indifference, folk whom he rouses to righteous indignation have lost the plot somewhere.

Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou's recent brushes with the law (and indeed brushes in the bushes) would seem to support that hypothesis.