Friday, August 26, 2016

Note to self

Unless I miss my guess a Home of Style 2 metre Heavy Duty Corded Curtain Track (part 486910) is what I need on a like for like basis to replace the one that broke on Wednesday night in my house.

Jane Smith: Any last words?

John Smith: The new curtains are hideous.

Other things I need to do over the Bank Holiday week end include sewing a button on a shirt and mowing the lawn in the back garden.

Prodnose: How lucky we are to share the incredibly fascinating story of your life and every day to day event in all it's minute and tedious attention to detail... And was it a Thursday or a Wednesday? Or, oh, no, it wasn't though. Oh, who cares anyway because I do not. So Norman, if you're normal, I intend to be a freak for the rest of my life, and I shall baffle you with cabbages and rhinoceroses in the kitchen, incessant quotations from "Now We Are Six" through the mouthpiece of Lord Snooty's giant, poisoned, electric head.

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