On Monday we won the quiz at the Antelope.
Yesterday evening I went on a tour of the Wimbledon Brewery at half past six. Thank you to Charlie, our guide.
Tonight I will take the boys along to U15s rugby training at the Hub in Mitcham and watch the first half of the Arsenal Swansea game over a pint of soda water with lime cordial at the bar while they are being put through their paces.
The insane glamour of it all; it is as if my whole life is the Vanity Fair Oscar Party. The light bulb in my fridge has stopped working.