I read on the Time Out website this morning that, according online ordering service Hungry House, the UK's number one takeaway is Ambience, a Turkish place in Wimbledon.
Ten minutes from my gaff, and I've never heard of it; a restaurant as well as a take away.
Onto the bucket list go http://www.ambiencerestaurant.co.uk/ to eat in, and http://www.takeaway.com/ambience-restaurant to eat out.
Delivery is free, but there is a minimum charge of £18. In the unlikely event that I am not eighteen quid's worth of hungry a £9.95 Istanbul Iced Tea will take the strain.
All cocktails are served in a 750ml glass bottle with ice. Combination of tequila, vodka, gin, Bacardi and triple sec, topped with fresh lemon juice, Pomegranate juice and a dash of Raki.