The landlord sent workmen into the offices this morning to install new lockable handles on the windows.
Apparently there is a cat burglar operating in the site.
Mick has seen him on CCTV; a shadowy, hooded figure shimmying up drainpipes and the like.
I'm disappointed that we are not protected by a mesh of laser beams he would have to try and navigate as a contortionist, but you can't have everything.
All very exciting.