Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Keyboard shortcuts for real life

CTRL-S rescue child

SHIFT-CTRL-S rescue child while wearing a certain superhero costume

CTRL-A I want everything

CTRL-C, CTRL-V become a renowned writer, like Johann Hari or Jonah Lehrer

CTRL-Q leave job as renowned writer after previous shortcuts discovered

CTRL-Z row back, clarify, apologize

CTRL-ALT-DEL abandon work

CTRL-F I still haven’t found what I’m looking for

END terminate this ineffably boring conversation

F5 (or CTRL-R) make a cold beverage appear

ESC evade the authorities

CTRL-H find a place of concealment

CTRL-M curl up into the foetus position

HOME I am too drunk: transport me immediately to my place of residence

F8 Que sera, sera.

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