Monday, November 14, 2011

Directory Enquiries


Recent enquiries received by Foreign Office staff in Spain include a request for Phil Collins' telephone number, whilst a man asked staff to contact his dominatrix after she had left him stranded at the airport.
The only way this could possibly be bettered would be if a man asked Foreign Office staff in Spain for Phil Collins' telephone number because a dominatrix had left him stranded at the airport.
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