Saturday, September 24, 2011

Lord of the Flies

Whether you need to top up your energy levels and refuel for an afternoon of adventure or you want a refreshing drink after a hard-fought battle, make sure you visit the Delta Force shop located in the basecamp. Drinks, crisps, sweets, chocolates, paintballs and armoured gloves are available for purchase from the shop, as are pyrotechnics.
Pyrotechnics? The Bomber, Rayburn and I plus assorted feral ten and eleven year olds are facing off against Jonnie, his father Andy and their gang of savages at Homewood paintball centre all day today.

Prodnose: What's your prediction for the fight?
Clubber Lang: My prediction?
Prodnose: Yes, your prediction.
[Clubber looks into camera]
Clubber Lang: Pain!
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