Gauvain Micaille: Is there among you any gentleman who for the love of his lady is willing to try with me some feat of arms? If there should be any such, here I am, quite ready to sally forth completely armed and mounted, to tilt three courses with the lance, to give three blows with the battle axe, and three strokes with the dagger.
Myself: Nah, sorry mate.
Prodnose: Risk your battle axe for my battle axe? Sling yer hook!
Gauvain Micaille: Now look, you English, if there be none among you in love?
Prodnose: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.